WHO WAS TOUCHING MY CLEANING SUPPLIES???

saint_renegade: LOL ALSO - EDWARD SPENDS A LOT OF HIS NIGHTS CLEANING
oxymoronassoc: LIKE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM
oxymoronassoc: WITH A TOOTHBRUSH
oxymoronassoc: EVEN THOUGH NO ONE USES IT
saint_renegade: he's like hardcore with it too
saint_renegade: THIS IS GROSS, HOW DO WE LIVE LIKE THIS?
oxymoronassoc: like microscopic grit
saint_renegade: DISGUSTING
oxymoronassoc: i bet he did bella's bathroom too
oxymoronassoc: when he got tired of watching her sleep
saint_renegade: he has gloves and everything
saint_renegade: he gets in there all like scrubs shit
oxymoronassoc: and gets pissy if anyone touches his specially organised bucket
oxymoronassoc: WHO WAS TOUCHING MY CLEANING SUPPLIES???
saint_renegade: EMMETT, DO'T TOUCH MY WINDEX
saint_renegade: YOU USED ALL MY FEBREZE LAST WEEK AND I LET IT GO BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH
saint_renegade: I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN
oxymoronassoc: i bet jasper and emmett like pull all the TP off the roll and leave the cardboard just to annoy edward
saint_renegade: GUYS. YOU KNOW WE CAN'T EVER HAVE GUESTS IF THIS IS THE WAY YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP THINGS?
saint_renegade: I WOULD DIE IF SOMEONE CAME OVER RIGHT NOW AND HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM
saint_renegade: THEY WOULD THINK WE WERE PIGS
oxymoronassoc: and emmett and jasper just look at each other like DUDE HE NEEDS TO GET LAID

Came across this while reading m15m: Twilight in Fifteen Minutes and came arcoss this http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html#cutid1, makes me giggle, I am not that impressed by Twilight, we tried to watch the film but had to turn it off by the end because it was sicking... urgh...