Chick to friends: He was like, "Say you love me. Say my name. Say, 'I love you John*!' And I was like, "Can we just concentrate on the task at hand, here?"
--Lafayette & Bond
Overheard by: jayloo
She's Only Got 2800 Night Minutes Left This Month
Drunk girl: I want to call my boyfriend so I can have sex.
Random drunk guy: Well, save yourself a call and have sex with me.
Drunk girl: That makes sense.......ok!
--10th St & 3rd Ave
So bloody funny!
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